Forget-Me-Nots and Marigolds

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fimoculous:

North Dakota has the lowest tourism rate in the country. So they will try anything! Like this actual creative from the state’s new marketing campaign.

Drinks, dinner, decisions — who can’t relate?

Who knew this was offensive even when used away from tropical get away advertising?

“Come to North Dakota - we have women!”

Obvious sexism aside, can we please talk about how NORTH DAKOTA DOESN’T EXIST? I have never been to North Dakota. I have never PERSONALLY MET ANYONE who has been to North Dakota. I have NO evidence that this place exists. 

Also, when is it warm enough in this so-called place to be wearing such adorable outfits? 

(this is the platform with which I will be running for GOP presidential nominee, btw)

Um yeah, I’m from ND.  And we do have a summer, actually average of 70s-80s during the summer and we can get heat waves of over 100.  Hell, if you live here odds are you break out cute outfits like these as soon as the snow starts to melt.

  1. pussettepopovski reblogged this from sexistads and added:
    and ugly women too. what a dump.
  2. nomefriegues reblogged this from amandalynferri and added:
    This is vaguely rapey.
  3. radicaljojo reblogged this from forget-me-notsandmarigolds and added:
    It’s true. North Dakota, and all of us who live here, are completely fictional. That’s why our state slogan is simply...
  4. forget-me-notsandmarigolds reblogged this from stfusexists and added:
    Um yeah, I’m from ND. And we do have a summer, actually average of 70s-80s during the summer and we can get heat waves...
  5. bethasaurus reblogged this from stfusexists and added:
    North Dakota is a MYTH!!!!!!!!!11!1
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    I am so flustered by this. I went to school with at least two people in this ad. And I had a massive crush on one of...
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  16. thetumblrofdoriangray reblogged this from silentlydrawn and added:
    I’m sorry, but North Dakota
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  21. yargrolyat reblogged this from stfusexists and added:
    What in the world, North Dakota?
  22. dhunki reblogged this from panamanianmoon and added:
    LOL one of my good friends had lived in North Dakota for the last two years before coming to college….I feel so bad for...
  23. falteratfailure reblogged this from 4k8iw8 and added:
    Seeing as how i have tons of relatives in North Dakota, lived there for a brief period of time, and visited there tons...
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  26. mercutioslover reblogged this from stfusexists and added:
    Is this legit suggesting that you go to North Dakota and bang so many women that you become famous?